Ok here we are episode one: Creamy Carbonara. This is spaghetti and mushrooms in a sauce type thing.
Ingredients
You need all this stuff. Tofu is hard to get! I had to walk all the way into town so I stocked up on loads of it.

The measurements get kind of weird because the recipe is for four people and I’m just one person so, something like…
- Mushrooms 125g
- The recipe said ‘portobello’ mushrooms but who knows what that is so these are just mushrooms
- 2 little bits of garlic
- Peas 60g
- Spaghetti 150g (this was too much)
- Marinade
- olive oil 10ml (this is like 3/4 of a teaspoon whatever)
- maple syrup 10ml
- apple cider vinegar 10ml
- soy sauce 2 tablespoons
- Sauce
- cashew nuts 60g
- almond milk 100ml
- tofu 75g
- yeast 5g
How Do?
How you do is this:
- slice up the mushrooms
- make the marinade, mix it all together
- bake mushrooms at 200c for 25-30mins (thats what the book says but mine nearly burned so a bit less)
- boil some nuts for 15mins
- cook some spaghetti
- put the sauce in a blender
- vroom vroom
- cook the peas
- mix it all together in a pot stirry stirry
- put some leaves on top if you’re taking a picture and want to show off
- eat it
It was…pretty easy to make and would be a lot easier next time when I know what I’m doing better. Tasted ok but a bit boring.

CREAMY CARBONARA
Niceness: 7/10
Easiness: 6/10
LET’S GOOO
vroom vroom!